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Bernie Wins New Hampshire, Trump and Barr Protect Roger Stone: A Closer Look

Bernie Wins New Hampshire, Trump and Barr Protect Roger Stone: A Closer Look

-Bernie Sanders won the New Hampshire primary, making him the clear front-runner for the Democratic nomination, as President Trump bullied the Justice Department into going easy on one of his convicted henchmen. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Suspenseful theme plays ] [ Cheering and applause ] There were two […]

One Man Hide and Seek  – The Devastating Reality

One Man Hide and Seek – The Devastating Reality

It’s a sad day for what’s up gumby. As you guys know, we have, well, had a friend named Colin. That we used to make movies with. but he’s since gone missing. We’ve tried calling him, texting him, talking to his parents, calling the police, we filed a police report, no one knows where he […]

Lies, damned lies and statistics (about TEDTalks)

Lies, damned lies and statistics (about TEDTalks)

If you go on the TED website, you can currently find there over a full week of TEDTalk videos, over 1.3 million words of transcripts and millions of user ratings. And that’s a huge amount of data. And it got me wondering: If you took all this data and put it through statistical analysis, could […]

Kitchen Gun – In stores now! 🔫😂  | The Peter Serafinowicz Show – BBC

Kitchen Gun – In stores now! 🔫😂 | The Peter Serafinowicz Show – BBC

This kitchen is so hard to clean. If only there was an easier way! Hi, I’m Derek Baum. Say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new Kitchen Gun! This sink is filthy! But just three shots from Kitchen Gun… BANG! BANG! BANG! …and it sparkles like new! Look how it cleans this greasy […]

Yo Daddy Battle

Yo Daddy Battle

Who’s Yo Daddy? My Father. Who’s Yo Daddy? My Father.  And he’s better than your daddy. Huh? My daddy can bench press 400 pounds.  800 if he uses both arms. My daddy can make a delicious pizza using nothing but found items from your backyard My daddy ran a marathon in under 2 hours on his hands. […]

John Mayer for Dummies: Key of Awesome #14

John Mayer for Dummies: Key of Awesome #14

If you want to know how to get laid, it’s really pretty easy Sit down and write a love song Make sure that it’s cheesy I didn’t score with all these stars by sitting around and hoping I got this magical guitar that makes their legs fly open. Natalie Portman and Taylor Swift I’ve been […]