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We love commercials. We spent an Internet era making local commercials, and we love being random, like when I told Sasha that he outfit looked low-key “drell,” and “drell” isn’t even a word. I just made it up. I also made up the fact that I have a friend named Sasha because it’s so random. […]

We all, naturally, want to be winners. And so, consequently, a great many countries are designed to reward winners. These are the countries that pay a good deal of attention to optimising the conditions of life available to people who win. In such lands, if one is a winner and falls ill, the hospitals are […]

20 things we should say more often. Number 20: Thank you. And not just on Thanksgiving, everyday! Number 19: Excuse me. Number 18: Here’s a surprise corn dog I bought you because you’re my friend. There’ll be more corn dogs and more happy people. This is a good idea! Corn dog for you, corn dog […]

SAS Intel Officer: O.C., we’ve got a caller with a lead on the chemical attacks, says he’ll only speak to you. Baseplate: Identify yourself. Price: Mac. It’s John. Baseplate: (sigh) We put a lot of names on the clock tower this week, lad. Price: It was Makarov. The bastard slipped through my fingers in Sierra […]

Rep. Trey Gowdy Elijah Cummings and I were political opponents. We were also good friends. . Rep. Elijah E. Cummings D Md. sadly Thursday morning, but I can still clearly remember his hand moving toward mine one day during a House Oversight Committee hearing — slowly, but with purpose. He wasnt going to interrupt my […]

Tucker Carlson says there is no good way to spin this and criticizes Trump content of Ukraine call Fox News host Tucker Carlson said in an op ed that Trump shouldnt have asked the leader of Ukraine to investigate and that theres no way to spin this as a good idea.  should not have been on […]

(tires spinning) (group yelling) – [Man] Oh we’ve got a fire from the engine! That’s it, blown the motor. Yeah, it’s straight out of the engine. – On my way to Mud Bog. – [Cameraman] President Joe. This is a huge Mud Bog! – Twenty gates. – [Cameraman] Twenty gates. – You’re gonna see some […]

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