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One Man Hide and Seek  – The Devastating Reality

One Man Hide and Seek – The Devastating Reality

It’s a sad day for what’s up gumby. As you guys know, we have, well, had a friend named Colin. That we used to make movies with. but he’s since gone missing. We’ve tried calling him, texting him, talking to his parents, calling the police, we filed a police report, no one knows where he […]

The Gecko Visits a Diner – GEICO Insurance

The Gecko Visits a Diner – GEICO Insurance

So, you’re open all day, every day. That’s what 24/7 means, sugar. Kind of like how you get 24/7 access to licensed agents with GEICO. Hmm? Yeah, you just go online, or give them a call anytime. You don’t say. Yep. Now what will it take to get 24/7 access to that lemon meringue pie? […]

Jake and Amir: Donald Trump

Jake and Amir: Donald Trump

– [Jake] Hey you’re watching Jake and Amir. – [Amir] I thought we got fired. – [Jake] Right, don’t over think it. – [Amir] Okay. (keyboard clicking) – Oh no. – Oh yeah, oh hell ya actually. – Please don’t do this. – Why, who are you voting for, ya ya ya frickin Muslim? – […]

Pottyhorse – Full Episode – From GO! Cartoons Only on Cartoon Hangover

Pottyhorse – Full Episode – From GO! Cartoons Only on Cartoon Hangover

POTTYHORSE: One-thousand twelve… one-thousand thirteen… and one-thousand fourteen! Oh-ho-ho, Heartery, isn’t it terrific that a horse, who’s a sheriff and the only toilet in town can enjoy a quiet night with his best pal; an adorable pillow who loves mosses. HEARTERY: Lincolns. Ha! Yes! I keep making that mistake! When your time comes… then you […]

Is There Any More Privacy in the World? VICE Podcast 010

Is There Any More Privacy in the World? VICE Podcast 010

REIHAN SALAM: Hi, I’m Reihan Salam with the VICE Podcast. I’m joined today by Chris Soghoian, principal technologist at the American Civil Liberties Union. Chris, thanks very much for joining me. CHRISTOPHER SOGHOIAN: Thank you. REIHAN SALAM: Chris, I’ve known you for a little while. And though I wouldn’t say I know you extremely well, […]

Simon’s Cat in ‘Off to the Vet’ – Story Inspiration

Simon’s Cat in ‘Off to the Vet’ – Story Inspiration

It’s the film I’ve always wanted to make. I think a lot of fans can relate to it as well, the Off to the Vet film. Everyone has to take their pet to the vet at least once a year. I think most animals have a sixth sense, they are very good at reading body […]

Lies, damned lies and statistics (about TEDTalks)

Lies, damned lies and statistics (about TEDTalks)

If you go on the TED website, you can currently find there over a full week of TEDTalk videos, over 1.3 million words of transcripts and millions of user ratings. And that’s a huge amount of data. And it got me wondering: If you took all this data and put it through statistical analysis, could […]

Video Game High School (VGHS) – S3, Ep. 1

Video Game High School (VGHS) – S3, Ep. 1

[Hail to the Chief plays] ♪ ♪ Candidates… It’s been quite an election. The polls are closed. The votes are in. And one of you will be… America’s Next Top President! [The Star-Spangled Banner plays] ♪ ♪ Senator Marshall… Your record on women’s rights is impeccable, and you have a strong military background. Tony Hawk… […]

Flag/ Fan Friday NETHERLANDS (Geography Now!)

Flag/ Fan Friday NETHERLANDS (Geography Now!)

Hey everybody, welcome back to flag fan Friday. Hope you like the Netherlands episode So as you know There’s a part where I fix some of the small mistakes we made in the episode or I talk about the things that didn’t quite Make it into the episode for one. Yes. I know there are […]