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Guessing Objects I Got In The Mail #4

Guessing Objects I Got In The Mail #4

Hey, Ben, how about playing the intro card for us, huh? [swoosh / music plays] We got more packages from some of our subscribers so it’s time for me to open them up and see if I can guess what’s in the mail. Just so you know, this is going to be the last time […]

The Enormous Spreadsheet that Runs the World’s Mail

The Enormous Spreadsheet that Runs the World’s Mail

Ok, so your package’s in Leicester and you must bring it to Nanjing. Though, Felixstowe, through Rotterdam, and through Hong Kong too. But along the way how do you know who to pay, how does it know where to go? But enough of that Dr. Seuss nonsense. This is a very serious episode because its […]

Unboxing fan mail.

Unboxing fan mail.

(Steven) Recently, we made a P.O. box for Sugar Pine 7, in the hopes of you guys sending us cool things, like beyblades. And just beyblades. But after a couple weeks, we checked the P.O. box, and this happened: We were depressed. Not because there wasn’t anything in the P.O. box, but just because of […]

Meet The Guy Behind AOL’s ‘You’ve Got Mail’ Voice | TMZ TV

Meet The Guy Behind AOL’s ‘You’ve Got Mail’ Voice | TMZ TV

>>SO WE GOT ELWOOD EDWARDS. PROBABLY THE MOST FAMOUS VOICE THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO HIS NAME IS. HE WAS RECENTLY DISCOVERED IN AN UBER.>>THIS IS MY UBER DRIVER AND HE JUST TOLD ME SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL THAT HE’S THE VOICE BEHIND.>>WELCOME. YOU’VE GOT MAIL.>>NO WAY!>>YEAH!>>NOW HE’S UBER?>>THAT SUCKS. SUCKS SO HARD!>>SO BAD. HARVEY: […]

Level Up Your Business’ Digital Marketing With WunderTRE(k)

Level Up Your Business’ Digital Marketing With WunderTRE(k)

(piano playing String Quintet In E Major) Oh, look at you, in the business of small business, the backbone of America, they say. You’ve worked hard to get where you are. You’ve studied, you’ve trained, you’ve sacrificed. You poured your life into honing your craft. Sadly however, when I inquire of the internet the service […]

OK.. WHO THE FREAK SENT ME THIS!? | Opening Birthday Mail/Gifts

OK.. WHO THE FREAK SENT ME THIS!? | Opening Birthday Mail/Gifts

Enrique why you send me this clown a Swedish fish dream catcher look at this Enrique why you send me this clown a swedish fish dreamcatcher look at the individual line o For all of you that have been wondering hey Cory where’s Sam we ever seen Sam As you know my birthday was November […]